Monday, May 4, 2009

The Art of the Psycho Ex

A topic I've been meaning to discuss for a long time and now I'm going to investigate...How do that do it? THEY SHIT! THEY SHIT! THEY SHIT! The bloody psycho ex shits! Out the baby! At least in my case they do. But really how do they do it? What are the genetics? What is in their blood? I don't know and I really wish I did. Ok lets investigate...They chase you around Marlton, they claim to have had your child, then it was a miscarriage, then its a syst, but theres shitting and pissing involved. They try and be a part of your life, they im, they call, they message, they threaten your now girlfriend, they flip your trays in dinning halls because you got your food earlier and claim if I cant eat, neither can you, or they get an annoyingly level of drunk and are with other guys and expect you to be ok with living with other guys! Oh my God!?! What has this world come to? Is it in the way we talk, is it in the way we walk, or is it in the way we stare, or is it our fabulous hair. Do I just have the Kelso affect and am man pretty? Scratch that, just kidding! Psych, I mean it,(Im not cocky Im confident, but when they say Im the best its a complement!) yeah you fuckin do! But are we blind to the fact that they try to manipulate us? Do they judge our character and think we're weak, well guess what psycho bitches! We arent! Simple as that. As I further investigate by each passing day, I need your help to figure out, why are ex-girlfriends psycho? I've said time and time again, shes gonna be the death of me, help me to survive and live to see 30.

Thanks fellow followers, til next time, Go Fuck yourself Psycho Bitches!