Part Deux

So after a friday 0f convulsions about dogs not mating at night and shitting, I woke up early saturday to dan watching sportscenter downstairs, we then played some mario kart wii. Got the crew up and went outside frisbee and football throwing where guess who was outside, the neighbors and their drinks. The heat was already unbareable but whatevs, UD style do it up and dont complain....that aint their slogan but thats not a bad one, at least I feel that way, its hard and badass....anywho, we had to wait for Todd WinterFRESH to get his ass over so we could have softball practice. We walked to 711 then to the field we were suppposed to play at but many fields were takin until we left Delawares campus and found a field that was ours for the taking. Errbody were flashing the guns, leather, and metal as practice went well for we havnt played in many months, well at least me, i just remembered as I typed this that they practiced last week without me.....its cool guys....thanks for the invite.....anywho, we all were bunrt as hell but its all good because it turned to a tan. We arrived back for some of us to be bombarded with waterballoons, but I was not one because i bitched and went around front cause i didnt wanna get wet, then we went to kfc, i ate a beastly meal giving me a slight case of ?diarrhea? ?'s front and back of a word show im not exactly sure of the spelling. Then got back to the house to watch what I've been waiting for for the past 2 months.....The NFL Draft.....no moves for Boldin but Maclin, McCoy, and Ingram are making me feel good about this season and I will have a post on the offseason soon once I feel our team is closer to competion for the '09 season. While the draft wore on I was in and out where guess who was out there, the neighbors and their drinks. Then Adam and I ventured to wawa to acquire dinner, then I ate and showered, debated over many styles for the night cause im a dumbass who didnt bring another good shirt but i brought everything else. Then the drinks flowed and so did the busting out of Adam and his guitar and Eric and my rap battles, in front of our largest crowd and in front of some familiar faces and some not so familiar, but good entertainers go on and do their biz, so thats just what I did, it was sick, slandered some people that I dont like and killed it but it wasnt as noticable to the others cause they dont know me yet, still got some rave reviews but friday afternoon was the best by far. Kept drinking and it was all good. So from the pregame at 127 we ventured on to a land far far away, to a land that I have no clue where it was cause my ass was drunk on "SHOTS! It burns so good!" Got to the party and there were someones parents dancing on the middle of the dance floor. Well let me tell you, you will never see Vince and Sue partyin in a college house dance floor. Steve Adam and Ryan bounced....lame, so it was me, eric, tim, allison, and amanda at the party and it was all good then the bartender handed me a shot and said drink it, so i did. Could be swine flu infested, but its all good, cause thats what I do. Then headed outside to a rap battle that would insue a spark that turned into a flame....Since "I drink too much" DMB bitches!, I ensued rage in my outdoor battle with eric and apparently said "youre gay and your a faggot" in different ways in a public party and onslaugthed eric with slurs that were offensive but lets just consider that more of an Eminem "Kim" kind of moment. After gettin in erics face he spilled my beer mostly into his lap for attention and anger towards me then i attempted to leave alone then eric caught up with me and we went back to 127 and I drunk dialed my girlfriend who could just tell the alcoholo level was up with me. Then what I thought was a forgiving Eric and Amanda went to d.p. dough for me to grab a box practically out of a guys hands and pretty much fall asleep sitting up and then gettin back to the place and ending the weekend.

Delaware this past weekend gets the grade of F/A - Fucking Awesome! Cause thats what Udeezy does. All I came home with my pride, dignity, and swine flu, so now as I always say til next time followers, count it!

I'm on a Boat

After a thursday night of anger and frustration and drunk tweeting and blogging, the only cure was delaware. So I did just that. I flew down the turnpike friday afternoon like I was on a dolphin doin flips and shit, gettin everybody all wet. I may make too many of those references in this blog.....................o, anywho. Once arriving I have a great football catch with dan adam ryan and brandon while he was going aorund in his inside outside socks, mingle with the common folk of the university commons to the likes of the jenn campbell house and to the neighbors of 127 who wed see a whole fucking lot of. Once all of us departed to the interior of 127 we found ourselves in rap battle mode, yeah thats right, where it seems that I emerged and comments went straight to the head of mine. Adams superb guitar playing and Erics lyrical humor envigorated me to spit some shit all over these knuckleheads. Then ate dinner, and whatevs and then the party began ladies and germs, after a kmart liquor store trip some of the fellas and I came home to flashing green ligths and the sight of eric diego ready to party as we scurry to shower and get ready to feast on alcoholic beverages and enjoy life before we mostly get married and wilt away to our deaths and have no fun. Ryan's energy to I'm on a boat put me in the greatest mood and I dont know what, im obsessed with the song, thanks ryan. The Second rap battle of the weekend took place for the neighbors who I barely knew, but when tomo drinks, all inhibitions and cautions are to the wind, even though there was no wind caust it was hawt as balls. Anywho, my flow was good, not great, not as sick as earlier in the day, strangers and just mind block, Eric highlighted the show calling out his hatred towards twin steven whose goin to die first out of all of us, saying I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKER IM GONNA SHOOT YOU, gun noises, I know this isnt accurate but thats what the ticker is giving me, its in windings Adam. The drinks kept flowing and we floated over to Jenn campbells pad to party and play beer pong, Dan and I, were a solid team, even though we one one out of three times, i know that asian ali chin and the big bird blonde cheated. Its fine, then we went to dria's place a couple minutes away and barelay stayed there, but the walk there made it all worth it, erics beligerent rants and throwing of sandals across the street when cars are pretty much passing by was hilarious and that was only the beginning of his madness....Diego was possessed and even though me adam dan ryan and steve were dying laughing, this was a serious matter, his THE DOGS DONT MATE AT NIGHT CAUSE THEY SHIT, THEY SHIT, THEY SHIT was insane and him flipping over his balcony made the night and he freaked out all these random kids who walked in the house, including fandy.....And that was only friday! Part two comes later................

Who the F*** knows?

ahhhh, this is what im thinking.....ahhhhh....who knows what the hell is going on in my complex yet melloncholly brain of mine....crazy on here talkin drunk as a skunk in a trunk....that shit must smell bad as funk...like a punk who got punked.....ashton kutcher bitch....o, wait, thats me, crazy fuckinshit bullmother fucken balls....all over jenna jamesons fuckin twat face......ahhhhhh.....did i really just say that on my blizzog? o yes a i did.....check,,,,funniest blog of 20009, 10 and 11....................................

till tomorrow my followers fuckers, im marc tomasini?

Who even knows anymore?

What am I thinking right now?

This is what Tomo's blog is all about right? Well its an aspect. Lets see....what am I thinking right now? Well Im sitting on my green couch on my lap top, Adam would find humor to that...The Bernie Mac show is on, about to change it now that I think about it...ESPN, YES! Just changed it. fuck its otl(outside the line) Mike and Mike is on ESPN2 maybe thatll be more interesting. Anywho, cant wait for the warm weather and the NFL draft....in the state of Delaware bitches, who woulda thunk it? ME! So excited. Hmmm....purdue buffalo chicken tenders are in the oven, tyson is so much better but purdue was cheaper. I dont have classes today, did a paper, feel good about that. Need a shower before I go to livi to get dinner with some of the peeps. yerp, anything else? Ummm......the annoymous on Eric's last blog is making me think? Maybe Eric writing on his own blog to put me down? (Have my thoughts on that) But am excited to see Best Friend Eric tomorrow. Eagles should get Gonzo with a 2nd or 3rd and Boldin with the first. Lets get er done!

Till next time fellers.... Sayonara!

The day after 4/20

As the smoke clears,(haha get it? yesterday was 4/20) i wake up from a weird dream with Jose Reyes and Chipper Jones ball hogging in the outfield of Citi Field, blame it on the a-a-a-al-cahol, from last night, due to my superb dart skills hitting 3 bullseyes. Anywho, had my cities class and I actually participated in class, leah didnt like that cause she never participates and then had a presentation in my social justice class and now that class is finished, four more to go...Came back to my plizzace after eating a massive lunch at Tillet dining hall, best friend eric knows about that shit, even though lunch did suck that day, weekend food at rutgers sucks. Anywho, chilled at the place, worked on some work, showered, shaved, met leahbeah at her campus then met luke at tillet to eat a pretty good cheesesteak dinner then came back to 265 to work on more shit and be the shit...haha, who knows? O, idol, two words, Kris Allen, plust two more words, is awesome. Paula Abdul is a drunk and is a dumb bitch who doesnt recognize that she contradicts herself and pulls crazy sounding definitions out of mid air and sounds like a retard when she uses them. O, Anquan update, Baltimore front runner, Clayton also mentioned Giants and Jets, not Eagles, doenst make me feel great, but Knowshon Moreno may not be as effective as him early, but will be a great future runner for Philly.

Til next time fucking friendly furocious followers, stay classy Marlton!

4/20/09

O shit bitches! It was Fucking 420 today, yeah! Lets get high Motherfucker...To quote Weezy, (in I want this forever feat. Drake and Kidd Kidd....download it, its a great song, for real) "The blunt is lit" Didnt smoke cause I dont, anymore. Anyway, woke up, watched SportsCenter, touched up and finished 10 page Interpersonal Comm paper, took Leah back to her place, ate lunch by myself, yeah Im a loser who eats lunch and dinner by myself at dining halls, as long as the ipod is with me, Im cool with it. Presented paper to my intercomm class, was nervous as hell, but successfully got my point across. Intermediate Algebra, teacher informs class that kids from UDel and Maryland who transfer here usually have to start from the bottom of math department since it is in the top 25 of all college math programs. Comm theory class, listen to ipod and keep checking NFL.com app on my phone for Eagles updates cause im obsessed for a Boldin trade or a trade up in draft for Moreno (Dan, after SportsCenter clarified it today that League sources say that Eagles would trade up to get Moreno, have to give you props for your lock of the draft call on an earlier blog and would be satisfied with that). Write two papers, touch up resume to send to Patty Lowery at PHH. Shower and then go to Old Queens to get pretty damn buzzed when I really didnt want to, yikes. Eat pizza then come home to post this very blog. O, best friend Eric and I get in tiny fight on the phone due to miscommunication (have my thoughts on that) then make up, its cool brah.

Til tomorrow my friends, I'm Ron Burgandy?

6/21/06 - 6/26/06

6/21/06
Longest day of year. Play softball. Pitch scoreless last four innings but still lose by 4. 3rd game lost in a row. Go back to Vernacchio's to watch Argentina Futbol game v.s. Netherlands. Shit hits the fan. Halftime comes around and nothing has been done to cars. 20 mins later, Roxy (Mrs. V) says there is a penis on Eric and Steves car. We go and look to find the v's, mine, Brett, and Adams car are graffitied on with marker stuff. I'm more piss than everyone, even though my car just says "I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">

6/22/06
Sis wakes me up @ 6:30 to make CD. practially sleepwalking. Sleep too late to work at moms office. Do nothing til 4:00. Work at G-spot...blah blah blah...Stop by BWalks to see Bestfriend Eric, Jackie, Kelli, and Sean and hang out for hours. Bring Eric home but we get into another opinionated fight and I create "ex-bestfriend" song (No Doubt's ex-girlfriend touched up) Online Steve makes fun of me and blames me for something. But at the end of it all makes me a better person.

6/23/06
Just got caught up in Journal. Today worked as a Secretary at moms office from 9-12. Play softball at 1. Starting pitcher, I gave up 17 runs in 7 inning with only 3 strikeouts. Lose again B-Hood v.s. C4 record goes from 4-0 to 4-4. Very disappointed. Me, BWalk and Steyer go to BK after the game. Then to V's where best friend is in misdt of his recently acquired mood swings. (I have my opinons about that, but don't want to get into it.) Watch French v.s. Togo futbol game. (FYI soccer in US) Eric best friend starts coming back but not too much. Go home, shower, back to V's then go on funny Moorestown Mall trip with SOB, Bays, Steve V., and Steyer. Buy shirts at AE. SOB and Bays and a little bit of me sing pop songs for everyone in food court. Again end up at BWalks with some peeps. Fun night and now Im patching things up with the Best Friend due to an earlier text message from me.

6/24/06
Work at Genaurdis 8-3. Total hell! Come home, nap a little, get ready for parties. First Zaha's, great pasta salad and then Tim's, Good live music. Then was the banger of Lannons. Just great times with some drama mixed in!

6/25/06
Didn't leave Lannon's til 1 in the afternoon. Was home for maybe 45 mins. Went to Fishers, then Steyers graduation party! Stayed at Steyers for a while........Went to Bretts and had some fun "feelings" activities with some of my close friends...Brett, Eric, Steve Sean, Jackie and Kelli. Great times. And then Adam, Reily and friend come, but Trach and Kelly came before and got in on "feelings" activities a little bit.

6/26/06
So i had work in the morningtil 12. Went by fast, but I was killing myself the whole time because I was so tired. I went home and napped a little then went to the Vernacchios house with Ad and Steyer. Then I went to Koloj's to watch Fast times at Ridgemont High, "Hey Bud, Lets Party. Stupidest movie I've ever seen. .........sdfsdkhfs......... but when I'm sitting in my dorm missing everyone and the great times, I will have this to look back on.

6/20/06

Summer is a couple days old. This last summer go around, I have a tight group of friends who brought me in and gave me a great 2nd half of Senior year. (Inserted) I win $70 dollars in poker at koloj's. The night before some drama was started, (mainly me and Trachtenberg) Long story, don't want to get into it. Acutally that was two nights before. We're patched up now. This is 1 of 3 late journal entries. Due to my forgetfulness. My buddies and I decide to go visit the boys at Pbread. This was after I ran and went swimming. I'm good friends with my friends again. Another long story. (Some stuff about an unimportant part of summer.)

-I remember the drama fight with Ryan. Big chat room dealing with Circle of Trust and I said something about deflowering a certain someone and making them my second one to do that too and he gave me shit for it. Im pretty sure thats what it was. I remember I was furious at ryan and then everybody else.

So followers, thats just an exerpt from my Journal from the summer of '06, if you want to see more, holler at me.

Til next time my friends, Go Fuck yourself Marlton!

Asher Roth stole my idea...

Mr. I love college has stolen my long time consistent idea. Knowing me, I've always have been placed with the idea of...what the hell am I going to do when I grow up? I'm supposed to be a rapper. My love for hip-hop, my autistic singular skill of being able to remember lyrics to rap songs like a day or two after hearing them and somewhat decent songwriting skills (Psych! maybe, maybe not?), was going to make me the Asher Roth of hip-hop.(But better) Nothing against him, more envyous, over I love college and heard a song or two that may be appealing to me. Even though I'm into more of the "gangster rap" scene, I was going to be the difference in hip-hop music. Eminem is the hardcore Detroit psycho lyricist who was poor and coulda gave a fuck less about anything and everything. I was going to be the second biggest white rapper in hip-hop. Asher Roth is not gangster and doesn't look like he came from the hood, he took the guitar riffs from Weezer's "Say it ain't so" with an additional beat and started rapping about the, what I personally do not agree with, form of college like the show on ABC family's Greek. Anyway, my idea was to be a white Italian male who dressed as "not preppy" just casual who rapped about the struggles of dealing with tough times that did not deal with growing up in the hood and also rapping about dreams and fantasies of stardom and fame, I wanted to relate to the suburban white boys who seem to really embrace rap because it shows a side of rebellion that suburban white boys do no see. Maybe if Roth dies out and people realize his rap about college isnt hard or real at all, I can find the courage to push towards hitting the hip-hop scene hard and eventually end up working with Lil Wayne(Weezy F. Baby, Please save the Baby) and Drake (Drizzy Drake Rodgers).

Til next blog my friends, peace out.....

P.S. - Look for Tomo to hit Young Money Entertainment in late 2010.

This Just In....

This evening Ken Wisenhut, head coach of the Arizon Cardinals, told Arizona reporters that he would listen to trade talk with star wide out Anquan Boldin. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, I hope your mouth is salivating at the chance to acquire Q. Boldin is what McNabb and the Eagles need to make it to the big game and win, yeah T.O. was a sour situation, but in his only full season here we went to the Super Bowl and just barely lost due to horrific clock management and a spewing Donovan McNabb. Boldin is T.O. minus the drama, he makes everyone around him better and this is the move that will scare teams across the league, especially the homos up north in New York, cause those bastards want him too since dumbass Burress shot himself in the leg. A first round pick and a third in my mind is more than a deal for Philadelphia, with twelve picks and two in the first this should be a no brainer. Philadelphia cannot, I repeat, cannot F this one up. Please Philadelphia,please let the true green bleeding fans have this, we cannot do this thing anymore, Im emotionally drained from this blasphamy! No offense to followers of judaism, but if the jews upfront, Banner and Lurie, do not acquire Boldin or a reciever of his calibure, I would shit in a bag and place it in front of their front office doors and show them really how much of pieces of shit they are, GREEDY BASTARDS. Ok, realistically, I would debate writing a strongly worded letter expressing my anger and frustration with the organization. Im tired of green tears running down my face at the end of every chance the Eagles have to get better or to win.

Philadelphia Eagles

This year the Philadelphia Eagles have the rights to 12 draft picks, including the 21st and 28th picks in the first round. There are a couple of scenarios that I would like to see that could improve this team and bring them back in contention for the Lombardi trophy. One situation many have been hoping to see is pre-draft in a trade including picks and or Sheldon Brown involved in a deal for Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Anquan Boldin. Donovan McNabb is frustrated with the front office due to the lack of star power at the wide out postion and I feel he deserves a big time wide out playmaker to stretch the field and Boldin would do just that. Now dealing with the actual day of the draft there are a couple of intreaging options that would satisfy Philly if we do not end up acquiring Boldin. I feel that if Oklahoma State tight end Brandon Pettigrew is around by pick 21, the Philadelphia Eagles should and would take him to run alongside Brent Celek and cause a big time playmaking and blocking tight end to the team that Rutgers alum L.J. Smith shouldve. Now if Pettigrew is snatched up before 21 then the Eagles should pick up Georgia standout Runningback Knowshon Moreno who would be a great tail back with the aging but still explosive Brian Westbrook. With the 28th pick the Eagles should look to Rutgers wide out Kenny Britt who was the playmaker at Rutgers who has height and speed for his size, he is the kind of player who could take over the game and give speedy Desean Jackson more room to fly downfield with his explosive speed. This is all of course if Anquan Boldin is not dealt to Philadelphia come draft day, because with the way things are going it may not happen. If the Eagles end up acquiring Moreno or Pettigrew at 21 then I feel the Eagles should address the down but not out offensive line with a fresh young lineman like Michale Oher who could maybe fall to 28th or if the situation is necessary then maybe take Oher at 21st. Later in the draft I think Philadelphia should look into Rutgers wideout Tiquan Underwood who could come along with Kenny Britt and form a connection, maybe he could be a nice late first day early second day chance with him.

But we will see what happens draft day because the Eagles have been known to build up players and they progress and come along later but I feel there is a sense of urgency to draft some players who can contribute now while DMac is still at the helm before they start thinking of bringing redneck Kolb to the helm. Now what I want to get is your feedback and find out what you true Eagles fans think Philly should do with this years plentiful draft picks.

Harry Kalas: Thank You!

Not only did the Philadelphia Phillies, Major League Baseball, and NFL Films lose one of the most memorable sports voices ever, but baseball fans of the past, present, and future have lost the man who gave so much heart and soul and hope every time he spoke . The Death of Harry Kalas has already seemed to sadden most of the people who have heard this terrible news. I found out by logging on facebook a little after 2pm this afternoon to see many statuses reading R.I.P. Harry Kalas, it took up most of my news feed and the news had only been out for an hour at most. The impact this man had on baseball fans all around is astonishing and it breaks my heart because I grew up listening to his every word and I have always dreamed of being a sports analyst one day and Mr. Kalas was by far my idol when it came to it. The past couple of years you could notice a slight downfall in his perception but I would rather listen to him be a little inaccurate than to not listen to him at all. When it came to the Phillies amazingly memorable World Series run this past year you have to ask the question, Do you believe in destiny? Well today you can say that you do because to know that Harry Kalas got to see the Phillies hoist up the World Series trophy before he left us, you can now say it was destiny. Today we have lost a legend and Philadelphia Phillies baseball will never be the same, so whether you are tuning in to the game via radio or television or are at the ballpark listening to his voice, just remember the man that was the voice of Phillies baseball. I speak for myself and Phillies fans everywhere, Thank you and we will miss you.

Thought of the Day

Just because you're single doesn't mean you're funny...

That 70's Show, Greatest Show Ever? I don't think so, I know so!

If you have never seen That 70's Show, do yourself a favor and tune in to 22 minutes of greatness every time, even when that homo Randy was on the show the last season. Sorry, you can't just replace Eric Forman, but Donna's blonde hair and Jackie's maturing hotness make up for his lackluster humor.(Yeah I just used the word lackluster) If you don't believe me than just turn on the television because this show is all over the place (FOX, CW, FX, The N, ABCFamily) The syndication on that show is insane. Anyway, That 70's Show is like a way of life to me, I always seem to put myself in their shoes, because I feel like I live like them, usually Kelso's shoes, I feel he and I are two very misunderstood people in this very fickle world.(Even though different time periods, its the same situations) He always means well but doesnt think before he does stuff, just like me. There is never a wrong time to watch this show, if you're happy, you will become happier, if you're sad, cheer up because this show will turn that frown upside down. That 70's Show will teach you many lessons in life, love and being a teen in tough times. Whether youre young or old, tall or short, or fat or skinny, live by the way of That 70's Show, its addicting, I watch every chance I get.

So as you faithful few can see this is my first blog, I'll field any topics ya'll want to know what I think about and if you have any comments please post and inform me of what Im doing wrong or right......hmmmm........thinking........thinking.........got nothing left, so peace in the middle east.