Part Deux

So after a friday 0f convulsions about dogs not mating at night and shitting, I woke up early saturday to dan watching sportscenter downstairs, we then played some mario kart wii. Got the crew up and went outside frisbee and football throwing where guess who was outside, the neighbors and their drinks. The heat was already unbareable but whatevs, UD style do it up and dont complain....that aint their slogan but thats not a bad one, at least I feel that way, its hard and badass....anywho, we had to wait for Todd WinterFRESH to get his ass over so we could have softball practice. We walked to 711 then to the field we were suppposed to play at but many fields were takin until we left Delawares campus and found a field that was ours for the taking. Errbody were flashing the guns, leather, and metal as practice went well for we havnt played in many months, well at least me, i just remembered as I typed this that they practiced last week without me.....its cool guys....thanks for the invite.....anywho, we all were bunrt as hell but its all good because it turned to a tan. We arrived back for some of us to be bombarded with waterballoons, but I was not one because i bitched and went around front cause i didnt wanna get wet, then we went to kfc, i ate a beastly meal giving me a slight case of ?diarrhea? ?'s front and back of a word show im not exactly sure of the spelling. Then got back to the house to watch what I've been waiting for for the past 2 months.....The NFL Draft.....no moves for Boldin but Maclin, McCoy, and Ingram are making me feel good about this season and I will have a post on the offseason soon once I feel our team is closer to competion for the '09 season. While the draft wore on I was in and out where guess who was out there, the neighbors and their drinks. Then Adam and I ventured to wawa to acquire dinner, then I ate and showered, debated over many styles for the night cause im a dumbass who didnt bring another good shirt but i brought everything else. Then the drinks flowed and so did the busting out of Adam and his guitar and Eric and my rap battles, in front of our largest crowd and in front of some familiar faces and some not so familiar, but good entertainers go on and do their biz, so thats just what I did, it was sick, slandered some people that I dont like and killed it but it wasnt as noticable to the others cause they dont know me yet, still got some rave reviews but friday afternoon was the best by far. Kept drinking and it was all good. So from the pregame at 127 we ventured on to a land far far away, to a land that I have no clue where it was cause my ass was drunk on "SHOTS! It burns so good!" Got to the party and there were someones parents dancing on the middle of the dance floor. Well let me tell you, you will never see Vince and Sue partyin in a college house dance floor. Steve Adam and Ryan bounced....lame, so it was me, eric, tim, allison, and amanda at the party and it was all good then the bartender handed me a shot and said drink it, so i did. Could be swine flu infested, but its all good, cause thats what I do. Then headed outside to a rap battle that would insue a spark that turned into a flame....Since "I drink too much" DMB bitches!, I ensued rage in my outdoor battle with eric and apparently said "youre gay and your a faggot" in different ways in a public party and onslaugthed eric with slurs that were offensive but lets just consider that more of an Eminem "Kim" kind of moment. After gettin in erics face he spilled my beer mostly into his lap for attention and anger towards me then i attempted to leave alone then eric caught up with me and we went back to 127 and I drunk dialed my girlfriend who could just tell the alcoholo level was up with me. Then what I thought was a forgiving Eric and Amanda went to d.p. dough for me to grab a box practically out of a guys hands and pretty much fall asleep sitting up and then gettin back to the place and ending the weekend.

Delaware this past weekend gets the grade of F/A - Fucking Awesome! Cause thats what Udeezy does. All I came home with my pride, dignity, and swine flu, so now as I always say til next time followers, count it!